Slow to burn

Won't you say that it takes a long time and a lot of instances to anger me? That I'm slow to burn, as it were? That I have a long patience? That I haven't really lost my temper nor have I had a temper fit, ever?

I mean, sure, I can irritated as hell with something or someone, but not a real full-blown temper at anyone, aye?

Well, people, I am really close to that right at this moment.

But no, I am not mad at someone in particular, more like something in particular, and I don't get restitution, I am going to be really mad, really soon.

See, I'm normally fast at what I do, and I mean fast. Because my beloved computer, Diego, who is going to be scrap metal soon, was fast, but ever since we moved to the new office building, soon-to-be-scrap-metal-Diego-compy has slowed down considerably, especially with these two programs that we have to use with work, and damn it all to hell and back again through the river styx and all the levels of hell and damnation, I want those two programs to speed the hell up!!!

And what really ticks me off is that they're really slow only with my computer!! How irritating is that?! My productivity is being affected, not to mention my good humor and my patience, and I can't bloody well stand it anymore!!

I WANT SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMNIT!!

So, I already talked to 3 IT people and here's what they said:

Ann: Try mo disk clean-up, otherwise, baka reformat na katapat nyan. Back up mo na files nyo.

Omar: Hayaan mo na lang.

JP: Mag disk clean-up tayo. Back-up na lang tayo sa server.

Of course those conversations were a few days ago, so forgive me if I adlib a bit on their statements, but you get the gist of what they said.

Now, I understand if they're feeling overworked and overwhelmed what with relocating to the new office and they have to connect and do all the IT things that they do to make the company functional and all that, but argh!!

Frustrating as hell!!

I'm just thankful that I have something to keep me from blasting this piece of CPU crap into itty-bitty little pieces.

Hah.